sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
Do you see how ridiculous this looks? How obscene?
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!
I really think
I’m winning this.
(Yoga pants do the trick)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me in 2 years