I can’t even right now.
I feel like my vagina is screaming for attention.
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
John Daley, Freaks and Geeks (‘99) and Bones (‘11).
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
there should be a disney princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find the man with the most swag and fall in yolo with him
IF I ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD I AM THE TRUEST FAN BECAUSE IM RISKING BEING ARRESTED FOR THIS BAND